sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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