Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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