I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
