I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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