no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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