Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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