that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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