It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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