Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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