do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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