epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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