I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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