Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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