Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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