There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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