I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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