you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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