sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.