The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize