What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Shame - the story of my life.
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