i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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