Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
we're making bets on your personal life
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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