Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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