there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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