Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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