Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
In other news, I just burned my penis
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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