Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
do nipples grow back?
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