Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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