i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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