I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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