Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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