You're completely useless in the revolution.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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