Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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