Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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