fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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