I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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