Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
it was like eating out sand paper
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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