I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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