My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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