I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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