So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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