I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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