i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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