At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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