playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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