so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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