If i come over, it means nothing
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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