She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
