Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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