Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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