like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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