you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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